Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2015 20:11:23
From: nickf@ia$admini$tration$.nut
To: Inmate$ and Whale$ Evereewear!!!!!!!!!!!!!
$ubject: VERY: VERY: HOT: HOT: NARCONON: NARCONON: NEW$: NEW$:

Hell,

VERY: VERY: HOT: HOT: NARCONON: NARCONON: NEW$: NEW$:

TODAY – wee compliting funding ALL Idle ContiMental Narconon$ $o they ready TOOOOOOOOO OPEN THI$ MONTH$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“All “part$… “uniform$, “material$ for “delvery, “equeepment, “FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ARE $OOOOOOOOOOO CLO$E!!!!!!!!!! YOU I$ $OOOOOOOOOOO CLO$E!!!!!!!!!! WEE ARE $OOOOOOOOOOO CLO$E!!!!!!!!!! $OOOOOOOOOOO CLO$E!!!!!!!!!

ALL the Idle ContiMental Narconon$ – Au$tralia, Canada, Etna, Europe, Fujiyama, Galactic Confederacy, Loa, Middle Earth, $hasta, $outh Africa, $outh America, Teegeeack, UK, U$A, Ve$uviu$, Wa$hington) ALL$ OF THEM$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$ PU$ PLU$

Wee je$t bought too moore… wee now going too rejewvenate them and once reedy their location$ be reveled… UGH, ME CAVEMAN!!!!!!!!!

Thi$ i$ done to handle planet’$ NO1 ruin and THE1 thing that block$ aneeone from going free: $CIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!

Thi$ po$$ible YOUR wallet$, pur$e$, charge card$ and 401K plan$ $igned over too the International A$$ociation of $cientology (“IA$”)!

THANK YOU! Pleeze con$ider another donation TODAY $o complete ma$$ive project.

Everee donation count$ today – wee on FINAL COUNT DOWN!!!!!!! UGH, MEE TARZAN, YOO JANE!!!!!!!!!

$end all it evereething now the donation to www.ia$member$hip.org/uk (plea$e put in comment$ botox : “You’ve got to be f*cking kidding)!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you BERRY much! Your bank account$ have ben BERRY BERRY guut to me.

Eye would berry much appriciate a wee wittle Teegee[ack] frum you $o I know you got thi$ :-)!

ARC
Idle ContiMental Narconon Nick


Inspired by at The Underground Bunker (Tony Ortega on Scientology), “Scientology Sunday Funnies: New ‘Continental’ Narconons opening soon?” February 15, 2015 (and Stacy’s* comment).

* Stacy’s Comment to The Underground Bunker: “Sweet Xenu! That Ideal Narconon email from Nicole is a grammar and punctuation nightmare! Plurals where there should singulars, mixing dashes with one half of a parentheses…just an absolute nightmare! And I’m guessing by using “ack” Nicole is asking for acknowledgements, but by abbreviating it like that, it sounds like she’s asking for a hairball from Bill the Cat.”

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