Dear JennyAtLAX,

Your Oat Tee Committee is all about helping people get up the Bridge quicker. To best do that, we need input so the products we deliver will be the most helpful to you.

If you could please give me answers to the short survey below, it would really be useful to us.

Thanks a lot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much Love, Lena

Short survey:

1. What type of enlightenment do you think helps people the most?

I, JennyAtLAX, declare and state as follows:

Stop committing suppressive acts, full time suppressive acts, full time. Unbelievable. Just end it. Go live a life. Why don’t you get a life, man. Just get a life. You’ve had zero effect, none. And nobody gives a f*ck about you. That’s the truth. Nobody has even noticed you’re gone man. You’re nothing. That’s the point. You’re nothing. Brilliant.

a. Wins that get people all excited about making Bridge progress

Your TRs are brilliant. Why don’t you just stop committing suppressive acts and live a real life. We need a – What are you doing with this short survey anyway? What are you doing with this short survey? Why am I even reading this?

b. Successful actions from those that have made it

Why don’t you just end it. And start living a decent life and do something to help mankind. Cause you guys do nothing to help mankind. It’s pathetic. You guys are embarrassing and pathetic. Pathetic. It’s disgusting and it’s all over your face and you look terrible.

c. Hatting of applicable tech from L. Ron Hubturd on things that would make your Bridge progress even better

Wow! What a loser. What a loser.

d. Other (tell me)

It’s embarrassing. Why don’t you do something with your life. You’re an embarrassment. An embarrassment to the fact that you were ever, ever connected to us. You have zero facts.

2. Are you actively working with an FSM?

It’s unbelievable.

3. On a scale of 1 to 5 (5 being the best) please rate this statement:

“I am currently moving up the Bridge as quick and easy as is optimum for me.”

Wow. Embarrassing, humiliating, disgusting. An absolute embarrassment that you were ever connected. You have no facts. Nobody cares. Nobody’s interested. You’ve done nothing. It’s a God damned joke. No one gives a crap. OK?

4. On a scale of 1 to 5 (5 being the best) please rate this statement:

“Helping to get others onto the Bridge is exciting and easy for me.”

We’ve moved on.

5. Please fill in the blank: The Oat Tee Committee would be most useful to me by helping with ____.

Why don’t you do something with your life.

6. Anything else you’d like to say?


I declare that the foregoing is true and correct.


Inspired by The Underground Bunker, Tony Ortega on Scientology, “Back in London for the next Scientology summit, featuring Russell Miller!” October 13, 2015.