Scientology Media Productions (“SMP”) has developed ‘The Fugitive’ reboot.

As part of their emphatic advance in their global dissemination crusade (not to mention the future of the Cult of Scientology dissemination worldwide), Scientology Media Productions has developed a new installment of ‘The Fugitive’. According to Thursday-B42 Magazine, the studio has brought on board legendary writer Sherman “Danny” Speak to write the screenplay.

SMP and Sherman Speak will produce the movie. Due to previous committments, Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones will not be reprising their movie roles for the reboot.

According to sources close to the project, the reboot will be titled ‘Declared Suppressive’. The motion picture will center around a dwarf (Four Foot Thirteen David Miscavige, leader of the Church of Scientology and Chairman of the Board of Religious Technology Center, or “RTC”) who is convicted of High Crimes against humanity as well as the disappearance of his wife. Dr. Richard Nimble (David “Let Him Die” Miscavige) escapes Sea Organization (“SO”) custody and is declared a Suppressive Person. Nimble sets out to vindicate himself and bring everyone responsible (that is, the entire human race) in front of Scientology’s International Justice Chief (Mike “I Would Gladly Pay You Tuesday For a Hamburger Today” Ellis) while being hounded by a team of SO Security Guards on bicycles and DC-8-like spacecraft, led by Deputy Samuel “Odo” Blowhard.

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The Underground Bunker’s Intergalactic Walrus: “As long as your name isn’t Richard Kimble, I think you should be okay. 😉


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