Photojournalist Fred G. Haseney here with his eye on Scientology. Today, Mike Rinder’s blog contains various promotional pieces produced by the Church of Scientology, including an email from Scientologist Kaye Champagne, addressed to the OT Ambassadors, the Flag OT Committee and Opinion Leaders. Ms. Champage urges immediate participation by the field.

If you are a “lurker,” that is, someone still in the Church of Scientology but wondering WTF is going on with all the fund raising, then today’s posting is for you.

Photo [1] Caption: This is Ms. Champagne’s email, otherwise known as the “bait.”

Photo [2] Caption: This is my revision of Ms. Champagne’s email, or the “switch” (which, in this case, is “$witch”).

If you’re still in Scientology and you want to know what’s really going on, simply switch the letter “S” with “$” in every Scientology promotional piece (magazine, newsletter, email, etc.) that they send you.

Your Fearless Leader, David “Let Him Die” Miscavige has a real estate empire to maintain and expand. David Miscavige needs you desperately, Mr./Mrs./Miss/Ms. Scientologist.

$cientology need$ you now!

Inspired by Something Can Be Done About It (Mike Rinder’s Blog), “Thursday Funnies,” February 11, 2016.